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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
With a housing crisis going on, should we make owning properties illegal?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No go.
share office space ...
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How can I watch porn on TikTok?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The Apple AirPods Pro and AirPods 4 Drop to the Lowest Prices of the Year for Father's Day - IGN
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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